Jad: How much money did u get?

The word ‘U’ is a phonetic, it is used to shorten the word ‘you’ and to add more effect. Because the speakers know each other it is normal to use this form.

Jad: Lol Swansea is shit ?? ?.LMAO is everyone asleep.

In this sentence the word ‘Lol’ is shortened for the word Lauging Out Loud(lol) this is also called a initialism.The speaker then goes on and uses emojis also called emiticons to show how funny it is.In this scenario the emojis ate used to show the laughter after swansea’sresult in the premier league. He then uses another initialism to shorten the word Laughing my ass off, and turn it into ‘LMAO’.To show how funny it is that everyone is asleep.